Punjabi Love SMS
Wakt jiven jiven niklega asi bhikhar javange,
kon janda h asi kithe javange,
me tuhada sya haan yad rakhna,
jithe tanhai mile uthe me nazar awanga.
Punjabi SMS Joke
ik var rab dharti te a ke daru peen lgya,
10 botllan pee k,
dekhe wala: tuhanu chadti kyu nhi?
me rab haan.
Dekhe wal hasda hoya le chad gyi sale nu hun.
Good Night SMS Punjabi
Good night ji,
ki soch rahe ho savere savere? purana sms aya h ?.. raat bhejiya hona?
nahi hune bhejiya h,
kyu?
Q da ki matlab mera mobile jado mera dil karega uddon sms karanga,
le phar naal hi happy new year.
Funny Punjabi Shayari
Jado tera khayal na avey dil udas ho jana h,
so v nhi sakde,
chalo ae das devo tusi v,
suna ena hi yad karde ho ?
ke udaan hi roz batti jihi kad ke jlande rehnde ho.
Punjabi Funny Sayari
Main khazal tere piche,
tu khazal kise hor de piche,
koi hor khazal kise hor de piche,
asi sare khazal agey piche.
Exam SMS Shayari
Samunder jiha syllabus h,
Nadi jihe padh pande h,
balti jiha yad rehnda h,
mug jiha likh k aunde h,
chullu jihe number aunde h,
te akhir ch use wich doob ke mar jande h.
SMS Joke
Kash eh faasle na hunde, kash ye duriyan na hund, kash me te tu naal hunde,
taan
taan
taan
taan
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mere sms karan de Paise bach jande…
Funny SMS Punjabi
1 munda 1 kuri de naal baitha si,
2je din 2ji kuri de naal,
3je din 3ji kuri de naal,
4th din kise nvi kuri de naal,
is toh ki samjhe: kuriyan badal jand hain,munde nahi badalde.
SMS Joke Punjabi
Lakhi:piyo edhar aa.
Mom:putt piyo nu izat nal bulaida hai.
Lakhi: piyo izat naal edhar aa ja.
Mobile Phone SMS Joke Punjabi
Santa:ik meeting wich gya, uthe likhya si Don’t use mobile here,
Banta:ne phone kad ke sab nu bol dita,hune mainu call na karo.
Punjabi Shayari SMS
Santa di sayri : kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
fer yad aya swimming kithe andi hai.
Teasing and Insulting SMS in Punjabi
Bandar di dhi: papa me v shaadi karni hai,
Bandar: dhi sabar kar, dulha hune sms padh riha hai,
je padh ke hash piya taan samajh lyi rihta pka.
Punjabi Goodnight SMS
Raat ho gayi.
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BUTTON daban toh hun suraj nhi nikalan wala, chup kar ke so ja. GN
Girlfriend SMS
Girlfriend nu chup karan da tarika
ik bewkoof usnu kahega “chup ho ja”
te ik samajhdar kahega,
jado tere honth band rehnde hai taan tu badi sohni lagdi hai
Teasing Aeroplane SMS in Punjabi
Aeroplane aa riha hai, vekh
vekh
vekh
vekh
vekh
vekh
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Aasman wich vekhna chaida si,mobile wich kade aeroplane aanda hai ki.
Girlfriend SMS in Punjabi
ik munda si, te usdi ik girlfriend si,
munde da naa santa si,
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niche k vekh riha hai hun santa di gf v nahi so sakdi?
Punjabi Joke Funny SMS
Ladki :ki tu apni photo bhej sakda hai hune?
badi jaruri hai!
badi serious gal hai!
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me taash khel riha haan te joker gum ho gya!
Laugh Out Loud SMS in Punjabi
Duniya wich kine network ho gaye.
fer v ik network sirf tere karan chalda hai.
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cartoon network.
Hilarious Punjabi SMS Joke
Me pagal hoon,
me gadha hoon,
me nalayak hoon,
me ullu hoon,
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aram nal bol ethe tak awaj aa rahi hai.
Pujabi James Bond SMS Joke
Tu 60 james bond ka brabar hai, dekh kaise?
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60*007=420.
or tere toh vda 420 koi hai nahi.
Punjabi SMS Fun
Mahino cho koi ik tarikh chuno?
1
2
3
4
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31
te kam to kam us tarikh nu nha lya karo
Punjabi Joke SMS
Sardiya suru ho gyi hai,Dekho ik samajhdar aadmi kiwe nahayega?
oo sise de age khda hoyega, pani sise te sutega te kahega “CHAK DE FATTE, aj pher nha lita”.
Punjabi SMS Insult Joke
Ik nva msg jo hune tak nahi aya?
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niche ki vekh rahe ho?
kiha na jo hune tak nahi aya.
Punjabi Santa Banta SMS
Santa : ik nva mobile kharidda hai,
Banta : oye eh sentmsg ki hunda hai,
Santa : jehde msg which khusbu aandi hai oo sent msg hunda hai.
Wakt jiven jiven niklega asi bhikhar javange,
kon janda h asi kithe javange,
me tuhada sya haan yad rakhna,
jithe tanhai mile uthe me nazar awanga.
Punjabi SMS Joke
ik var rab dharti te a ke daru peen lgya,
10 botllan pee k,
dekhe wala: tuhanu chadti kyu nhi?
me rab haan.
Dekhe wal hasda hoya le chad gyi sale nu hun.
Good Night SMS Punjabi
Good night ji,
ki soch rahe ho savere savere? purana sms aya h ?.. raat bhejiya hona?
nahi hune bhejiya h,
kyu?
Q da ki matlab mera mobile jado mera dil karega uddon sms karanga,
le phar naal hi happy new year.
Funny Punjabi Shayari
Jado tera khayal na avey dil udas ho jana h,
so v nhi sakde,
chalo ae das devo tusi v,
suna ena hi yad karde ho ?
ke udaan hi roz batti jihi kad ke jlande rehnde ho.
Punjabi Funny Sayari
Main khazal tere piche,
tu khazal kise hor de piche,
koi hor khazal kise hor de piche,
asi sare khazal agey piche.
Exam SMS Shayari
Samunder jiha syllabus h,
Nadi jihe padh pande h,
balti jiha yad rehnda h,
mug jiha likh k aunde h,
chullu jihe number aunde h,
te akhir ch use wich doob ke mar jande h.
SMS Joke
Kash eh faasle na hunde, kash ye duriyan na hund, kash me te tu naal hunde,
taan
taan
taan
taan
.
.
mere sms karan de Paise bach jande…
Funny SMS Punjabi
1 munda 1 kuri de naal baitha si,
2je din 2ji kuri de naal,
3je din 3ji kuri de naal,
4th din kise nvi kuri de naal,
is toh ki samjhe: kuriyan badal jand hain,munde nahi badalde.
SMS Joke Punjabi
Lakhi:piyo edhar aa.
Mom:putt piyo nu izat nal bulaida hai.
Lakhi: piyo izat naal edhar aa ja.
Mobile Phone SMS Joke Punjabi
Santa:ik meeting wich gya, uthe likhya si Don’t use mobile here,
Banta:ne phone kad ke sab nu bol dita,hune mainu call na karo.
Punjabi Shayari SMS
Santa di sayri : kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
fer yad aya swimming kithe andi hai.
Teasing and Insulting SMS in Punjabi
Bandar di dhi: papa me v shaadi karni hai,
Bandar: dhi sabar kar, dulha hune sms padh riha hai,
je padh ke hash piya taan samajh lyi rihta pka.
Punjabi Goodnight SMS
Raat ho gayi.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BUTTON daban toh hun suraj nhi nikalan wala, chup kar ke so ja. GN
Girlfriend SMS
Girlfriend nu chup karan da tarika
ik bewkoof usnu kahega “chup ho ja”
te ik samajhdar kahega,
jado tere honth band rehnde hai taan tu badi sohni lagdi hai
Teasing Aeroplane SMS in Punjabi
Aeroplane aa riha hai, vekh
vekh
vekh
vekh
vekh
vekh
.
.
Aasman wich vekhna chaida si,mobile wich kade aeroplane aanda hai ki.
Girlfriend SMS in Punjabi
ik munda si, te usdi ik girlfriend si,
munde da naa santa si,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
niche k vekh riha hai hun santa di gf v nahi so sakdi?
Punjabi Joke Funny SMS
Ladki :ki tu apni photo bhej sakda hai hune?
badi jaruri hai!
badi serious gal hai!
.
.
.
.
me taash khel riha haan te joker gum ho gya!
Laugh Out Loud SMS in Punjabi
Duniya wich kine network ho gaye.
fer v ik network sirf tere karan chalda hai.
.
.
.
cartoon network.
Hilarious Punjabi SMS Joke
Me pagal hoon,
me gadha hoon,
me nalayak hoon,
me ullu hoon,
.
.
.
.
aram nal bol ethe tak awaj aa rahi hai.
Pujabi James Bond SMS Joke
Tu 60 james bond ka brabar hai, dekh kaise?
.
.
.
.
60*007=420.
or tere toh vda 420 koi hai nahi.
Punjabi SMS Fun
Mahino cho koi ik tarikh chuno?
1
2
3
4
.
.
.
31
te kam to kam us tarikh nu nha lya karo
Punjabi Joke SMS
Sardiya suru ho gyi hai,Dekho ik samajhdar aadmi kiwe nahayega?
oo sise de age khda hoyega, pani sise te sutega te kahega “CHAK DE FATTE, aj pher nha lita”.
Punjabi SMS Insult Joke
Ik nva msg jo hune tak nahi aya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
niche ki vekh rahe ho?
kiha na jo hune tak nahi aya.
Punjabi Santa Banta SMS
Santa : ik nva mobile kharidda hai,
Banta : oye eh sentmsg ki hunda hai,
Santa : jehde msg which khusbu aandi hai oo sent msg hunda hai.